Today I was at Target and already there are christmas decorations and such for sale! It’s early October -this is just not right.
I went with Sasha and Jeremy to this Chinese buffet in Ypsilanti tonight were we saw the following extremely odd sign posted on the wall above the cash register. It was so odd that Sasha wrote it down for me so we could make sure we got it right:
“You cannot stay in here if you did not pay for the buffet, even though you’re paying for your friend and want to stay with them.”